When I drink.
And when I'm a disgrace I talk complete shit.
Drink other peoples drinks,
And if I'm in my prime I'll pinch random things if they are just there for the taking.
Not peoples actual belongings... ( because my parents didn't bring me up to pick pocket)
But actual random useless items.
Once I stole a tea towel.
I also took a sign saying 'papers' from the 7/11 on King street.
One time I must of slipped a beer glass into my bag because the next day I found a random pint in my bag..
The other night I pinched a handful of safety pins from a party.
Although, these come in handy.
Its quite embarrassing now that I think about it.